i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)


W i p e him. Start over.

i'm a murderer, what does that change? | a fanmix about two assassins who fall in love | [LISTEN] 
are you still doing headcanons? bucky + meeting the other avengers if so


Oh man, I was just ranting to jellicle-ball about this last night so I’m just going to copy/paste what I was saying to her:

I want Tony finding out that Bucky’s arm hurts him a little the way it is now, almost constantly, and fixing him up with a tricked out new arm that has Cap’s shield insignia in place of the star and referring to him as Red Terror and Captain Communism.  I want Bucky and Clint getting into arguments about who is the better sniper and starting competitions and taking potshots at things around the tower that are not supposed to be shot at while JARVIS pleads with them to please stop sniping the vases.  I want Bucky and Nat sparring and talking to each other in Russian about their pasts.  I want Bucky and Bruce meditating and talking about ways to stay calm in the face of their own inner monsters, and Bucky finding someone who kind of understands, and opening up to him about how terrified he is that he’ll never be the man that Steve thinks he is.  I want Thor to invite Bucky to Asgard, because it is the most fitting place for a warrior who has survived as much as Bucky has, and there will be much feasting and celebration in the face of his victory over HYDRA.

I want all of this was Steve hovers anxiously in the background, so happy that Bucky is back and so terrified that it’s all going to go away again, wringing his hands and such a total nervous wreck that eventually Pepper has to make him some tea and force him to relax.

Abr 2343via


@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

Recasting favourite moviesCaché, 2005 (M. Haneke)

Robert Downey Jr. as Georges. Gwyneth Paltrow as Anne. Aasif Mandvi as Majid. 

— Why? Are you less lonely because you can sit in the garden? Do you feel less lonely in the metro than at home? Well then! Anyway, I have my family friend… with remote control. Whenever they annoy me, I just shut them up.

For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I don’t live in the woods by myself by the time I’m 25, I have failed.

[…] I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance. I do crazy shit.

Abr 226435via©

↳ Joaquin Phoenix

God! How can you stand all these assholes?