queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas


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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post


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consulting-meerkat:

thorilyhammered:

siffy:

I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)

YOU SEE THOSE JAGGED BITS ON THE FLOOR?!

THAT’S MY BROKEN HEART.

But those are the best kind.

we have nowhere else to go {a Steve/Natasha fanmix}

{Tracks}

01. Bite hard — Franz Ferdinand  02. My favourite game — The Cardigans  03. Crazy little thing called love — Queen  04. Goodnight moon — Shivaree  05. Color on the walls (Don’t stop) — Foster The People  06. Be my baby — The Pepper Pots  07. Are you gonna go my way — Lenny Kravitz  08. One way or another — Blondie  09. Ain’t no mountain high enough — Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell  10. When you were young — The Killers

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ


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holarosita:

he didn’t say a word just stared


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haanibal:

Sebastian Stan [3/?]

wigglytuffer:

I knew there was a reason I got out of bed this morning


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the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan


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Andrew Garfield being a precious little thing (1/5)

zuzzolek:

Make me choose:

asked: Bethyl or Gleggie


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Newsreel footage of Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward’ wedding in Las Vegas on January 29, 1958

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