I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015-2019)
crazy ex-girlfriend characters: darryl whitefeather (season 2)
I’m not a boss. I’m not even a co-boss, I’m a semi-pseudo boss. I mean nothing! I’m useless! A puppet! A male cheerleader!
They’re a great couple. Yeah. God, I ship them so hard. Yeah, they’re really cute.
crazy ex-girlfriend characters: darryl whitefeather (season 1)
I like women. I like sleeping with women! I like the way they smell, I like the feel of their skin, I like their bird-like voices. I mean, does that sound gay?
top 12 musical numbers from season one (as voted by my followers):
↳ 1. gettin’ bi - “i’m gettin’ bi, oh yeah, i’m letting my bi flag fly, not gonna hide it, not gonna lie, i’m a bi kinda guy, there’s no reason to be shy”
She was the best employee I ever had. No, I mean it wasn’t just that. Rebecca made me wake up. You know, if it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have changed my life.